1.07.2011

30 Rock: The Game

Whoever came up with this, I salute your intellectual brilliance.

Take a sip when:
1. Tracy says someone’s full name.
2. Kenneth says “Mr. Jordan”
3. Cerie is in the scene.
4. Kenneth talks about his home or heritage.
5. Jack mentions “Don Geise” or “Jonathan”.
6. Jack makes fun of Liz.
7. Dennis calls Liz a “dummy”.
8. Liz walks into Jack’s office.
9. You see an elevator door. 

Finish beer when:
1. Liz says “nerds” or “what the what?”
2. Jenna mentions acting she had done outside of TGS.
3. Dotcom makes a smart ass remark.
4. Frank changes hats.
Do a shot when:
1. Tracy calls anyone a racist.
2. Liz gets something thrown on her.
3. Jenna gets injured or fakes an injury.
4. Jack mentions the Scheinhardt Wig Company.”

1.06.2011

If only I had a bib


An accurate, yet sad representation of myself this week. 

I live in New York

Sort of.

I am a recent, proud renter of a one-bedroom apartment in the East Village.  Sadly, my entire life does not arrive for another three weeks.  While this has made my adjustment to the city a little more difficult, when all is said and done, I am finally where I want to be.  On a fifth-floor walk up.